26 Wine Quotes to Inspire, Humour & Make You Thirsty
Who doesn’t some funny wine quotes to help create some laughter, to inspire or to help market your brand on places like Instagram. Below is a collection of my favourite funny and famous wine quotes that you can use around your house, in your marketing or as Instagram captions.
Grab a glass and enjoy these delicious wine quotes:
“I googled my symptoms… It tunes out I need a bottle of three of wine.”
Casey Bryan – travellingcorkscrew.com.au
“Accept what life offers you and try to drink from every cup. All wines should be tasted; some should only be sipped, but with others, drink the whole bottle.”
Paulo Coelho
“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”
W.C. Fields
“Beer is made by men, wine by God.”
Martin Luther
“Wine makes daily living easier, less hurried, with fewer tensions and more tolerance.”
Benjamin Franklin
“In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.”
Napoleon Bonaparte
“Wine improves with age. The older I get, the better I like it.”
Anonymous
“Life is too short to drink bad wine.”
Anonymous
“Age is just a number. It’s totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.”
Joan Collins
“Men are like wine – some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.”
Pope John XXIII
“Penicillin cures, but wine makes people happy.”
Alexander Fleming
“Wine, it’s in my veins and I can’t get it out.”
Burgess Meredith
“Husbands are like wine; they take a long time to mature.”
Letters to Juliet (2010)
“If anyone orders Merlot, I’m leaving. I am not drinking any fucking Merlot!”
Sideways (2004)
“We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine.”
Eduardo Galeano
“Every time I open a bottle of wine, it is an amazing trip somewhere.”
José Andres
“Either give me more wine, or leave me alone.”
Rumi
“Spilling a glass of wine is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon.”
Anonymous
“I only drink Champagne on two occasions, when I’m in love and when I’m not.”
Coco Chanel
“Wine and friends are a great blend.”
Ernest Hemingway
So who is this “Moderation” everyone tells me to drink with?
Annonymous
“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.”
Benjamin Franklin
“Wine is bottled poetry.”
Robert Louis Stevenson
“We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine.”
Eduardo Galeano
“Where there’s a wine, there’s a way.”
Annonymous
“Working nine to wine.”
Annoymous
